car poems
July 10th, 2010 | 
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The Upside of Down... You Can Always Laugh, A Poem
So when that car cuts you off and it's barely a miss
Don't give them the finger, just blow them a kiss
Instead of being angry you can chuckle at their reaction
Hopefully the "road rage" will now be a retraction
On the bus where the only seat left is somebody's lap
Because some loser filled a spot with all of their crap
Instead of being angry and staring them down
Offer to help move their stuff to the ground
When you're parking to shop at your favorite mall
And you see a deadbeat take a handicap stall
Just give them a wave as you calmly walk past
Call security; let them ticket their ass
While you're there spending your hard earned money
And the cashier is miserable try calling them "Honey"
Of course that only works when you're opposite sexes
But it's better than shooting them like they do down in Texas
When you're out at the golf course enjoying your day
And the people behind you think you're in the way
Just let them go past, do your best to ignore
When they're ahead, count slowly to three, and then yell "fore!"
When you're sitting at home and you just want to relax
But the kids are going crazy; you can't get them off your back
Don't get upset and tell them to "get out of your hair"
They grow up too fast, soon they won't be there
When you're all dressed up to take your wife on a date
As usual she's slow and you don't want to be late
Give her a break; go get some fresh air on the deck
Remember, men only have to shave their face and neck
When your neighbor lets their dog poop on your lawn
You can't keep watching out for them dusk to dawn
You might have to pick it up, and yes, that's a drag
But they'll think twice when it's on their step in a bag
About the Author
Jody has been presenting her keynote addresses around the world for over 10 years. She is passionate about spreading the message of fun, and meaningful work. Annually she addresses over 40 organizations and associations, and is a top motivational keynote speaker.
Jody is author of the book All Work & No SAY and writes a syndicated column called the Joy of Work, which is published in over 40 magazines and trade journals. Her mission is to help individuals and organizations derive more meaning and satisfaction from their work.
Jody is a feature speaker for the GE Healthcare Tip-TV program broadcast in over 2600 healthcare facilities. Jody is the 2008 Bronze Winner of the 29th Annual Telly Awards for excellence in programming this presentation.
Jody's clients include health care associations, financial, corporations, parks and recreation bodies, government departments and many more groups.
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