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humerous poems
September 4th, 2010 | 
Author: humerous poems
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My poem, My wife the bar room brawler, is it humerous?
When I take my wife for drinks
It never goes just like she thinks
It isn't that she starts a fight
Things never seem to turn out right
The last time it was at last call
It turned into a free for all
My wife said she would have one more
While we were dancing on the floor
I tried to get myself in line
Her wanting one more glass of wine
Just leaving her was a mistake
But its a chance I always take
Suddenly a fight broke out
My wife is there I have no doubt
I hear a sound like clothes are ripping
My wife had better not be stripping
She says she has a better right
When her clothes aren't on too tight
So I fight my way right through the crowd
Where screams are coming very loud
Someone had grabbed her by the skirt
And gave a wink and tried to flirt
Then her dress went in the air
And she don't wear no underwear
So she grabbed the closest thing she could
And what she grabbed it wasn't good
The girl that had the biggest pair
Was loosing stuffing everywhere
Gary, I'm getting a little concerned in another poem of yours your wife is wrestling prowlers to the ground naked, and now she's tearing up bars. Anger Management Issues. lol.
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True Jokes, Satire and Humour, to Ponder on and Wonder!
MAN’S MIND WORKS WONDERFULLY WITTILY or AMAZINGLY WITLESSLY ~MANY JOKES HERE ARE TRUE
On a Queen's birthday a dinner was given in honour of her and soldiers known as 'beef-eaters' catered - they served.. lamb.
When it gained independence a new country announced that from then on cars should not be driven on the left side of the road, but on the right -except for trucks for a transition period of three months...
When a government tested a railway firm's performance a train did not stop at any stations -when criticised by the press it announced that it was because it had to arrive at its destination on time…
A presenter of a sport programs, in the days that colour television was new, commented on a pool game: '… for those of you not watching on a colour set, the yellow ball is the one behind the red…'
In a country when teachers and people complained of educational and teaching standards was appointed to improve them.. a general.
A regional state appointed a minister to organise governmental dietary advice –he came to be talked about as being a fat minister.
A senior official, when criticised that it was discovered, from the impressions left on the sheet under it, that written evidence had been tampered with, announced that plastic sheets would be inserted between them in the future to ensure not to leave any impressions...
'Robin Hood did not rob the poor -they had nothing to rob'
A bookshop sign, at a time of industrial strikes, advertised a famous pop-singers book of her pictures, displaying this sign: 'Buy her book -she supports both the employers and the employees'…
A government officially announced that, because the employers preferred academic certificates to skills certificates, skills certificates should be issued in identical form on identical paper…
'In the United States one asks for the check and pays by bill -in the United Kingdom, one asks for the bill and pays by check'
One of the poems of the teacher and thinker the late Orhan Seyfi Ari contains these verses on man’s behaviour: “’I was an ape’ you say, or amphibian… And now, are you not, now, man.!?”
'Some 'intellectuals' wanting to test a writer-thinker hailed also for his wit, asked "Can you think of a word that sounds like 'sugar' but is shorter?.." He said: "Sure…" They asked: "What is it, then..?"'
Of a country often joked about its population not being very bright a national said to another's, "If you can think of how many apples I have in my bag, I'll give you.. both of them!" The other’s thought and thought and thought, and said: "Six..?"
An internet browser stumbled upon and looked for knowledge on a Western owned Eastern educational website priding itself as ilmkidunya (ilm=knowledge, dunya=world) and found on it.. his own article.. plagiarised!
“I’m.. a.. African” when hear some people, they remark “A-aw.. ‘e don’t speak good English.”
A member of a government advised this as an example of how the industry might lessen its financial problems at economically difficult times: by delaying for few days paying their bills -to each other...
“Houses we have built for you, at cost–price, for only this much, each,” said a government in response to complaints over the rising house-prices, but people who sought to purchase them were asked to pay about four times that –an official explained: “That was the price of the house itself –the rest is for the land that it sits on”…
When a television station showed a documentary millions of television audiences watched with interest adding to their knowledge how young workers in the fields placed ladders against the trees and climbed them and picked off them spaghetti -it was April fool's day.
'Someone was asked what the new monarch would do when he came to the throne, and replied: "He will sit down...”
An art gallery exhibited not a painting wrapped in the dirty cloth used to protect the floor from paint splashes but.. the wrapping.
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Fire Never Sleeps Carla Hartsfield New US $12.67
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Wind and Root Brent MacLaine New US $13.94
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The Tracks of My Years The autobiography Ken Bruce US $32.87
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Lines for Living NEW by Mary Kennedy US $21.96
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England Observed John Gay 1909 1999 Brand New US $38.65
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Wedding Wishing Well Poem Examples
The concept of a wishing well is becoming more and more popular each year - wedding surveys portray approximately 67% of couples are asking for monetary gifts in lieu of the traditional present. But how do you find a tasteful way of explaining the concept to your guests and ensure it doesn't offend? The answer - a brief and simple note should be sent out with the wedding invitation. Depending on the theme and feel of your wedding, this note can be elegant or a touch of humour can be included. We have included some wishing well wording examples which you can use on your own wedding invitations.
We are sending out this invitation,
And hope you will join our celebration.
If to send a gift is your intention,
In modesty we would like to mention,
We have already got a kettle and a toaster,
Crockery, dinner mats and coasters,
So rather than something we have already got,
Please give us money for our saving pot.
But, most importantly, we request,
That you turn up as our wedding guest!
Our home is quite complete now,
We've been together long.
So please consider our request,
And do not take us wrong.
A delicate request it is,
We hope you understand.
Please play along, as it will give
Our married life a hand.
The tradition of the wishing well,
Is one that's known by all.
Go to the well, toss in a coin
And as the coin does fall.
Make a wish upon that coin,
And careful as you do.
Cause as the well's tradition goes,
Your wishes will come true.
So on this special day or ours,
The day that we'll be wed.
Don't hunt for special gifts
But give money is it's stead.
And as you drop the envelope,
With money great and small,
Remember, make your wish
As you watch your money fall
So what do you get
For the Bride and Groom
Whose house needs things
In every room?
When shopping for a present
Please, don't be rash
As the option is there
To just give cash!
We hope that you don't find
Our request to be funny
But the decision is yours
To buy a present, or give money
Now you have the choice
Please do not fuss
The most important thing of all
Is that you come celebrate with us!
We hope that you will join us, on this our special day,
To celebrate our union in a very special way.
To make it easy for you and avoid a shopping spree
We thought that we would have instead, a little money tree.
Because we've been together, for a while now,
We collected all our household things before we took our vows.
An envelope has been included for you to bless our tree,
No name is required for each gift, as anonymity is the key!
So please don't be offended at our new type of request,
Just telling everyone our wish, has really put us to the test!
To save you looking, shopping and buying,
Here is an idea we hope you'll like trying!
Come to our wedding to wish us both well,
And make some use of our little wishing well.
Just put some money into a card,
Now make a wish.... See, that wasn't hard!
Now that we have saved you all of the fuss,
We hope that you will come And celebrate with us!
Because at first we lived in sin
We've got the sheets and a rubbish bin!
A gift from you would be swell
But we'd prefer a donation
to our Wishing Well!
As we are already established, we would appreciate a monetary gift.
It will contribute towards the bigger things we need.
Should you prefer this option a wishing well will be provided at the reception.
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Funny Thanksgiving Poems
Are you looking for funny Thanksgiving poems and poetry to enjoy during this special holiday? When Thanksgiving is about to come, it is always nice to look for fun ideas to enjoy this special day with our family and loved ones. And this is when funny poems for Thanksgiving comes to your help.
Thanksgiving is not only a holiday for giving thanks for all the wonderful gifts and blessings in our life, but also for sharing the gift of joy and laughter with our loved ones.
After all, isn't laughter and fun the best blessing that we can be thankful for in our life? So why not make the Thanksgiving this year a fun memory you and your loved ones will always cherish and remember?
No matter how you are going to celebrate this special day, funny Thanksgiving poems and quotes are an easy, fun way to bring more laughter to your table.
So How Can You Find Top Funny Thanksgiving Poems?
Finding funny poetry online is very easy. You can simply do a quick search in Google and you will instantly find a big collection of funny poems and quotes you can share on this holiday.
Some of these Thanksgiving poems may be silly, humorous, stupid, or hilarious. So feel free to take a look and choose your favorite poem among them all.
How to Use Your Funny Thanksgiving Poems
There are a few creative ways to take advantage of your fun Thanksgiving poetry. If you are going to give a Thanksgiving card to your family and friends, then simply write it down on it.
Maybe you prefer to read your funny poem out loud in your family gathering on that day itself. This is also a fantastic fun idea.
Whichever way you plan to share your poem, hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving this year and have double more good news and blessings next year to celebrate.
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Looking for Short Funny Poems to make you laugh? Sometimes nothing is more fun and entertaining than a great short funny poem.
Then check out these new Funny Thanksgiving Poems to enjoy these silly poems and have a great laugh with your friends and loved ones.
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