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humerous poems
September 4th, 2010 | 
Author: humerous poems
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My poem, My wife the bar room brawler, is it humerous?
When I take my wife for drinks
It never goes just like she thinks
It isn't that she starts a fight
Things never seem to turn out right
The last time it was at last call
It turned into a free for all
My wife said she would have one more
While we were dancing on the floor
I tried to get myself in line
Her wanting one more glass of wine
Just leaving her was a mistake
But its a chance I always take
Suddenly a fight broke out
My wife is there I have no doubt
I hear a sound like clothes are ripping
My wife had better not be stripping
She says she has a better right
When her clothes aren't on too tight
So I fight my way right through the crowd
Where screams are coming very loud
Someone had grabbed her by the skirt
And gave a wink and tried to flirt
Then her dress went in the air
And she don't wear no underwear
So she grabbed the closest thing she could
And what she grabbed it wasn't good
The girl that had the biggest pair
Was loosing stuffing everywhere
Gary, I'm getting a little concerned in another poem of yours your wife is wrestling prowlers to the ground naked, and now she's tearing up bars. Anger Management Issues. lol.
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Funny Thanksgiving Poems
Are you looking for funny Thanksgiving poems and poetry to enjoy during this special holiday? When Thanksgiving is about to come, it is always nice to look for fun ideas to enjoy this special day with our family and loved ones. And this is when funny poems for Thanksgiving comes to your help.
Thanksgiving is not only a holiday for giving thanks for all the wonderful gifts and blessings in our life, but also for sharing the gift of joy and laughter with our loved ones.
After all, isn't laughter and fun the best blessing that we can be thankful for in our life? So why not make the Thanksgiving this year a fun memory you and your loved ones will always cherish and remember?
No matter how you are going to celebrate this special day, funny Thanksgiving poems and quotes are an easy, fun way to bring more laughter to your table.
So How Can You Find Top Funny Thanksgiving Poems?
Finding funny poetry online is very easy. You can simply do a quick search in Google and you will instantly find a big collection of funny poems and quotes you can share on this holiday.
Some of these Thanksgiving poems may be silly, humorous, stupid, or hilarious. So feel free to take a look and choose your favorite poem among them all.
How to Use Your Funny Thanksgiving Poems
There are a few creative ways to take advantage of your fun Thanksgiving poetry. If you are going to give a Thanksgiving card to your family and friends, then simply write it down on it.
Maybe you prefer to read your funny poem out loud in your family gathering on that day itself. This is also a fantastic fun idea.
Whichever way you plan to share your poem, hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving this year and have double more good news and blessings next year to celebrate.
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Looking for Short Funny Poems to make you laugh? Sometimes nothing is more fun and entertaining than a great short funny poem.
Then check out these new Funny Thanksgiving Poems to enjoy these silly poems and have a great laugh with your friends and loved ones.
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Humorous Copywriting: Adding Humor in Web Content
Humor has a universal appeal. People want to be happy. Many advertisement companies that show products on television commercials about the products add humor to it. The reason is to, make people laugh and remember the product with fond memories. This idea works in television commercials, but when it comes to humorous copywriting, one has to be cautious about adding humor in web content.
Benefits of Humor in the Web Content
In this hectic modern day life, where daily stress and anxiety robs people of their happiness, the idea of bringing the smile on the faces of the targeted online audience, seems to be a good one. Humorous copywriting if done well can help to spread the advertisement to even those customers who are resistant to receiving advertisements. Humor in web content, if used wisely can help the product to penetrate the most difficult part of the customer base. Humorous copywriting provides a sparkling touch if there is space left for it in the advertisement.
Risks of Humorous Copywriting
A copy writer who wants to add humor in web content should be careful in not generalizing online humor because, what may be funny for one group, might not appeal t the other group of people. This is because everybody has different life experiences and taking this into consideration before adding humor would be a wise step. Instead of generalizing humor it is better to use humorous copywriting for a specific group, which is sure to respond to it happily. Thus humor in copywriting has a very limited scope. Copywriting is focused on selling some product or service and the use of humor in web content increases the risk of people completely overlooking it, when they are in serious mood and focused on searching or buying a particular product or service. Humorous copywriting can also fail miserably when people remember the humor in it but forget about the product, advertised. Hence humor can cloud the sale of product and in process defeat the very purpose for which the advertisement was created.
Safely Using Humor in Web Content
The prime objective of copy writing is to sell a product or service online. The idea of adding a humorous touch may be fine up to a certain level. Beyond it, it is sure to backfire and hurt the prospects of the advertisement campaign. Adopting a cautious approach is like putting the best foot forward when it comes to adding humor in web content. It is important to get a feedback from the familiar people, before feeding the advertisement to the online customers. If the humor does not get appreciation, it can be re-written, for getting a better result. This approach greatly reduces failure of the advertisement. Prior to attempting, humorous copywriting, it is important to study funny advertisements or comedians and learn few tricks of the trade. It is important to take care that the advertisement does not loose the sense of direction due to humor in it. If there is some doubt that humor will play a spoilsport, it is better to dump it out of the advertisement. This will save the online advertiser time and money. In the end it is better to adopt a cautious outlook when it comes to adding humor in web content.
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